*gate 1*

<Pink is hanging around on her front doorstep barbequeing when she hears a
ring at the front gate>

[Pink] Eh?  *heads over to the front gate and pushes a button on her
intercom*  Hello?
[Woman]  Hi, is there a Miss Pink living here?
[Pink] *gulps and thinks to herself* If this is Magenta again...... *speaks
in a false Filipino accent* Oh no, don't know where she is.. I do
housekeeper, house cleaning...
[Woman] ... You poor poor woman, having to be reduced to such a low as
housekeeping!  You must be miserable!
[Pink] O_O;; *still in the fake accent* Oh no, I fine, I have to go back to
work..

<hyde exits Pink's house]
[hyde] Ooooooi, Pinku-chaaaan, where do you want these spare ribs?
[Pink] O_O;;;;;;  *speaks normally* Oh, HI, Belia, you can have the rest of
the day off, okay?  *speaks in the fake accent again* Oh?  Okay, I go home
now, bye... *speaks normally again*  Okay, bye bye!
[hyde] o_O  ... I'll put them here with the sauce...
[Woman] Hello?  Anyone there?
[Pink] Hello, who is this?
[Woman] My name is unimportant--
[Pink] *thinks* Oh crap..
[Woman] ... but I have business with a Pink of the FoTGTSBRiC...
[Pink] *wary* What is it?
[Woman] Just wanted to give you a brochure about our organization...
[Pink] O-okay, just slip it in the mailslot... I'm a bit busy right now..
[Woman] That I will do *sticks the brochure through the mailslot* -- have a
nice day.
[Pink] *stares at the brochure*
[hyde] *walks up to Pink* That thing's not gonna blow you up, is it?
[Pink] That's what I was wondering... you wanna flip my chicken over while I
look at this thing? *Peers at the brochure's giant red "NOW" on the
cover...*  She's a feminist...?
[hyde] *notices the picture of a woman standing on a man's back, laughing
maniacally*  Feminazi, even.. *shudder*  I'm gonna go flip some chicken..
[Pink] *pokes the brochure with a stick* Hope this thing doesn't explode...
I've REALLY gotta put a "No Solicitors" sign up.. >.<;;